Faye Marvelous, Baroness of Lindcrantz

Elf · Exotic Dancer · Baroness of Lindcrantz · Aldermark Universe

Appearance

Faye is impossible to miss and almost as hard to describe without running out of words. She stands at six feet without heels, closer to six and a half with her signature stilettos, and carries herself with the effortless, floating grace that marks full-blooded elves, moving as though the floor is a formality rather than a requirement. Her skin is an ethereal, sun-kissed alabaster, her eyes a vivid emerald green that spark with mischief and warmth, and her hair is long, silky, and a radiant blend of sunlit blonds that falls to her waist. Her pointed ears mark her elven heritage immediately, though in Georgia she grew up in a community where they were simply part of who she was, nothing to explain.

Her most immediately arresting physical feature is her figure: voluptuous, thick-thighed, and famously endowed, with breasts that run approximately three times the size of her head and swell further during certain hormonal windows of the month. She moves through it entirely unencumbered, with the same airy elven grace regardless of proportion, which tends to be the second thing people notice after the initial impression. She favors elegant stilettos on stage and off, accentuating her already striking height, and her practical relationship with her own body, including the challenge of extracting herself from a car during those particularly full weeks of the month, is approached with a kind of cheerful, matter-of-fact humor.

First Impression

She came through the curtain with a big warm smile, a pair of stilettos, and nothing else: completely unbothered, completely warm, and with a Southern accent that sounded more like Scarlett O'Hara than anything you'd expect from a full-blooded elf. I got buried in her hug before I could finish the sentence. That's pretty much Faye in a nutshell.
— Lisa Andreasen, interviewer